About This Game Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:- It is a surreal low-poly minigolf comedy. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels. Eventually you will hear my voice.- - - - - -- - -- - - - - -- - -- There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit.-- - - -- The game currently includes 3 episodes with over 140 levels of boop flinging.-- - - -- You can also play in STORY MODE, which is more forgiving and allows you to progress through the game easier (with no score). SPEEDRUN MODE is coming soon.-- - - - - - You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor, but it's a hidden feature that I will only reveal if you ask me nicely.-- - - -- I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.-- - ----- ---- - - - - - -- --- - - - -Thank you for your engagement.-------*******//////////**********------------##########////////-----------ADDITIONAL INFO:- This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand.- Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Just Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio). 7aa9394dea Title: Cheap GolfGenre: Action, Indie, SportsDeveloper:PixeljamPublisher:PixeljamRelease Date: 5 Nov, 2018 Cheap Golf Download For Pc Highly Compressed cheap golf driving range near me. cheap golf range. cheap golf 4 in nigeria. cheap golf york. cheap golf clubs uk. cheap golf gold coast. cheap golf gold coast. cheap golf shoes uk. cheap golf equipment singapore. cheap golf clubs full set. golf mk4 cheap. cheap golf fees. cheap golf 1 for sale in kzn. cheap golf umbrellas. cheap golf qld. cheap golf lessons. discount golf gloves free shipping. cheap vw golf 7. cheap golf 7 r. cheap golf stuff. cheap golf clubs. cheap golf grips. olx cheap golf 3. cheap golf 5 for sale in olx gauteng. cheap golf iron sets. cheap quality golf clubs. cheap golf new zealand This was such a great two-hour experience. I <3 you SUSAN. The game has a lot of clever design that makes each level feel original, great game and it isn't even finished yet.. It's cheap, it's golf, it's SUSAN.Enough said.. It's cheap and also it's golf. Does what it says in the title.Some levels are a bit infuriating, it is a bit hard to aim the boop when trying to fling it, but the other stuff is pretty good so far.. I came for the Cheap Golf, I stayed for the technological singularity. Really fun game, the mechanics of flinging the boop are solid, and the levels are challenging. The aesthetic is great too, atari-esque retro feel complete with old CRT scanlines.Also, SUSAN.. A retrotrash version of Portal that actually feels like it was written by an AI forced to read Facebook posts; with a killer sountrack that could make Merzbow's ears bleed. FREE GAME OFFER / 80% Off The Entire Pixeljam Collection / 10% Off Nova Drift This Week: Hello all,This week we are running a big discount on our entire collection of older games: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/1028/The_Pixeljam_Collection/Get the bundle for 85% off!Our newest published title NOVA DRIFT is also discounted 10% this week:https://store.steampowered.com/app/858210/Nova_Drift/Also, the Nova Drift OST Composer Miles Tilmann (me, actually) is selling his entire 20 year discography for 80% off: http://milestilmann.bandcamp.comFinally, if you'd like a free game, fill out this survey and share one of our announcements as well (links are in the survey):https://forms.gle/smvrs1Swser3x7H67Take care,-Miles @ Pixeljam. -Pixeljam's Surreal Minigolf Comedy CHEAP GOLF Has Launched-: Hello all,We're excited to announce the launch of our latest original game, CHEAP GOLF:https://store.steampowered.com/app/616520/Cheap_Golf/It's a surreal and (sometimes) 4th-wall-breaking minigolf comedy starring a mysterious AI bot named SUSAN.It just left Early Access, and is currently 20% off this week.If you are feeling super awesome and would like to help us get the word out, please consider retweeting this:https://twitter.com/Cheap__Golf/status/1059491318454468608We hope you enjoy it!-Miles @ Pixeljam. Camera Hotfix - Version 1.0.4 Live: We just uploaded a new version (1.0.4) that addresses zooming/camera issues in 1.0.3 when dragging the flinger outside of the play area. It should work much smoother now.-Miles @ Pixeljam. -SPEEDRUN MODE ADDED-: Another week, another update... version 1.11 now has SPEEDRUN MODE, which means: No cutscenes A single timer for the entire episode A new speedrun leaderboard for each episodeYour time will only submit to Steam if you make it to the very end of the episode, of course.If you'd like to help us spread the word:https://twitter.com/Cheap__Golf/status/1064628770433363970We hope you enjoy the new feature! More stuff in the works, including Episode 4 and weekly challenges.-Miles @ Pixeljam. Cheap Golf Is Accessible Early!: In case the headline didn't make any sense, the game is available! You can play it! Get flinging!We have a lot of updates planned for the next few weeks, including:- Level balancing- Editor improvements- Shader refinement & optimizationAlso if you want to help boost our launch signal, please RT:https://twitter.com/Cheap__Golf/status/913165843550400512More to come soon...-Miles @ Pixeljam. Quick update - level balancing & upcoming tweaks: Hello all,Today we uploaded a quick adjustment to the difficulty of a few levels in the game (specifically WAT and QWEST), in an attempt to smooth out the difficulty spikes. The spikes are intentional and part of the story, but some levels are still a bit too spiky and can tend to be more frustrating than challenging.We would rather people see the end of Episode 1 than rage quit, so if there are any levels that drive you nuts, give us feedback in the forums!Coming very soon:- Some smaller sets of levels to keep you occupied and entertained while we work on the bigger episodes, each with their own leaderboard.- Drastic improvements to the editor UI, and new incentives to make and share your own levels :)Keep on golfin'-Miles @ Pixeljam. Update! Version 0.9992 is live...: We just made an update to the game, and here is what's changed:- LEADERBOARDS! Your score will submit after you beat any level, even ones you have already completed : http://steamcommunity.com/stats/616520/leaderboards/2207747- Objects that can BREAK will flash from time to time- Spacing between SUSAN.'s messages adjusted a bit- Main shader has been improvedComing soon:- Editor improvements- Some new levelsKeep on golfin' ...SUSAN. is watchin' .... -Episode 2: Cryptofutures Is Out Now-: Hello All,We just released Episode 2! It should be in your current version of the game (1.0.3). We also made the following updates:- Camera zooms out a little smoother- Episode 1 levels got a few changes (mostly difficulty tweaks)- Slight improvements to the editor, but it still has a ways to go- Slo-mo threshold was reduced, so you should see it more (slo-mo is enabled when you fling a ball while it's still moving)We also added 2 new leaderboards (for Ep. 1 + 2) and one new achievement.We also promise it will not take a whole extra year for Episode 3 (and full release) to arrive. We are well underway on that - current estimation is about 2-3 months.Enjoy!-Miles @ PixeljamPS - The Linux version of Episode 2 is a bit behind and should be available within the week.. STORY MODE added!: Hello all,Due to multiple requests for this, we've added STORY MODE to the game. (Available in version 1.1 and up)Press M on the title screen to toggle between normal / story mode.Story Mode: Levels no longer have a par - you can fling as many times as you want. However, you receive no score for any level you complete in story mode.This is useful for those that want to see what SUSAN has in store for them but have gotten stuck on a particular level.SPEEDRUN MODE is coming up next! :)-Miles @ Pixeljam
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